There’s a stranger in my bedThere’s a pounding in my headGlitter all over the roomPink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibarDJ’s passed out in the yardBarbies on the barbecueThis a hickey or a bruise?

Pictures of last nightEnded up onlineI’m screwedOh, well

It’s a blacked out blurBut I’m pretty sure it ruledDamn!

Last Friday nightYeah, we danced on tabletopsAnd we took too many shotsThink we kissed, but I forgot

Last Friday nightYeah, we maxed our credit cardsAnd got kicked out of the barSo we hit the boulevard

Last Friday nightWe went streaking in the parkSkinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à trois

Last Friday nightYeah, I think we broke the lawAlways say we’re gonna stop-opOh, whoa

But this Friday nightDo it all againBut this Friday nightDo it all again

Trying to connect the dotsDon’t know what to tell my bossThink the city towed my carChandelier is on the floor

Ripped my favorite party dressWarrant’s out for my arrestThink I need a ginger aleThat was such an epic fail

Pictures of last nightEnded up onlineI’m screwedOh, well

It’s a blacked out blurBut I’m pretty sure it ruledDamn!

Last Friday nightYeah, we danced on tabletopsAnd we took too many shotsThink we kissed, but I forgot

Last Friday nightYeah, we maxed our credit cardsAnd got kicked out of the barSo we hit the boulevard

Last Friday nightWe went streaking in the parkSkinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à trois

Last Friday nightYeah, I think we broke the lawAlways say we’re gonna stop-opOh, whoa

But this Friday nightDo it all again (do it all again)This Friday nightDo it all again (do it all again)This Friday night

T.G.I.F., T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F., T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F., T.G.I.F

Last Friday nightYeah, we danced on tabletopsAnd we took too many shotsThink we kissed, but I forgot

Last Friday nightYeah, we maxed our credit cardsAnd got kicked out of the barSo we hit the boulevard

Last Friday nightWe went streaking in the parkSkinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à trois

Last Friday nightYeah, I think we broke the lawAlways say we’re gonna stop-opOh, whoa

But this Friday nightDo it all again