Drew Brees looks like…

Drew Brees looks like…

To get us prepared for Sunday’s Wild Card game against the New Orleans Saints, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun at Drew Brees’ expense (since we’ve already made fun of Sean Payton) by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.

Ed. Note – The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.

Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who Drew Brees looks like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this Drew, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.

Drew Brees looks like…

Drew Brees looks like the local weatherman who has cheesy catch phrases like “it’s hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof” when describing the forecast.

Drew Brees looks like the younger brother of the famed Polk High quarterback who threw 4 touchdown passes in one game.

Drew Brees looks like the stepdad who tries way too hard to win over his stepkids.

Drew Brees looks like the dad who stares you down for driving by his son’s tee ball game with the stereo blasting.

Drew Brees looks like the kinda guy to start a conversation in the elevator by awkwardly saying “Monday’s. Am I right?”

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Drew Brees looks like the sales manager who uses an obnoxious number of acronyms in an attempt to motivate his sales team.

Drew Brees looks like the guy who tucks his t-shirt into his sweatpants while relaxing at home.

Drew Brees looks like the elementary school photographer who addresses every male student as: Superstar, Top Gun, Slugger or Boss Man before snapping their photo.

Drew Brees looks like a small town children’s dentist who flirts too much with the kids’ moms while he’s cleaning their kids’ teeth.

Drew Brees looks like the Army officer fresh out of college who struggles to command the respect of his subordinates.

Drew Brees looks like a guy who would order the Sriracha Shrimp appetizer at Applebee’s and then tell all his friends how authentically Thai it was.

Drew Brees looks like that one neighbor who goes way over the top with the Christmas lights then says “I see you kept it simple this year.”

Drew Brees looks like a guy whose go-to pickup line is “I must have lost my number, can I have yours instead?”

Drew Brees looks like a guy who has to go to a lot of sales parties for his wife and pretend he gives a shit about Rodan and Fields latest anti-aging skin cream

Drew Brees looks like he comparison shops for reusable grocery bags.

Drew Brees looks like a recent vegan convert who constantly tells his non-vegan friends the wonders of a vegan cuisine.

Drew Brees looks like you could sell him a timeshare.

Drew Brees looks like the unsuspecting, good-hearted neighbor who ends up being the criminal on an episode of Law and Order.

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Drew Brees looks like he signed up to bring popcorn to the office pot luck.

Drew Brees looks like a guy who will finish playing football for New Orleans then open a chain of eyeglass lens replacement stores under the name “New-er Lens”

Drew Brees looks like the guy who when asked for his name at a restaurant to wait for a table says, “Drew Breeeeeees, like the wind”, winks, shoots a finger gun, then walks away with the pager.

Drew Brees looks like he goes to church on All Saints Day expecting to receive presents.

Drew Brees looks like the guy at the office who always cooks leftover fish in the break room microwave.

Drew Brees looks like a narc.

Drew Brees looks like the guy in the Polaner All Fruit commercials who asks the hot blonde to “please pass the Polaner All-Fruit” while raising his eyebrows suggestively at her.

Drew Brees looks like a door-to-door insurance salesman who never meets his quota.

Drew Brees looks like a guy who would let one rip while hosting guests at his house and blame the dog for the smell.

Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?

Discuss.